You Know What I Mean
Nicholas Alpher attempts to guide us through the insanity of growing up in Bergen County, New Jersey. He feels that life is a beautiful thing and that you can find enjoyment in the absurd and light in the dark despite whatever you've gone through in your life. Nick is a former drug addict, wrestler, construction worker, and mental patient that is pretending to have an idea of what's going on in the World. Meanwhile he struggles to make meaning out of the things in his own head.
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Episodes
78 episodes
Ep 78: Why is Everything about Drones?
Nick addresses the Olympics, the Drone Scandal, and the fact that the Trump Shooter was flying a drone (BUT NOT THE SECRET SERVICE). He also goes on about how he does not like Canadians for no reason other than them seemingly just being people ...
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Ep 77: We have entered the Final Level of the Simulation! This is the News!
Nick comes back to REPORT the NEWS! Special News Episode! Trump was shot! Biden is like- old or something! Nick was moved greatly by this shooting and it has risen his conspiratorial tendencies! Eek! Nick also goes on a rant about Frosted Flake...
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Ep 76: Voting to Narcan Biden
Nick did a brief episode before his departure to celebrate this great Nation's Independence Day. He talks about the frightening debate that took place, RFK Jr. talking like a frog, a crazy Indian lady, someone who denied him a free bag at a con...
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Ep 75: We have entered the Zyndemic™
Nick opens up to talk about two stories about his brother from childhood. One where he accused their neighbor of being inappropriate for not wearing a t-shirt and another where he talked shit to a creepy Paramus Park Mall Security Guard. Nick a...
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Ep 74: Weirdly Serious Episode Lol
Nick returns after his longest break from the show to present his new haircut! He is ushering into a new era of the podcast (maybe lol) and talks about working from home, stupid shit from working at Target, Trump & Biden, the state of the W...
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Ep 73: German Politicians lick toilets?
Nick talks about this Nazi-sympathizer politician from Germany who went viral for licking public toilets and other weird bathroom fetish behavior, an infant on the ground at a Taylor Swift concert, accidentally misgendering someone, the time he...
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Ep 72: I just CAN'T STOP taking Ozempic™!!!
Nick is back talking about his BRAND NEW Ozempic addiction. He comments on an article about a woman whose private parts started falling off a little bit in her Ozempic journey, Scott Disick's beautiful new look (Ozempic Face), the overly medica...
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Ep 71: BigDaddyWrestler69 is harassing me
Nick returns from visiting his family down in South Carolina and talks about numerous things that have been on his mind. Some of it being the fact that he was able to take a ziplock bag of Creatine Hydrochloride in his carry-on and the rest of ...
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Ep 70: Diddy and Brian Peck Conspiracy Theory (Guest Episode feat. Reilz)
Reilz is back on video with Nick for perhaps one of the most unreasonably offensive episodes of all time. Completely out of touch, out of pocket, and generally insensitive. Reilz and Nick both talk about Diddy, the "Quiet on Set" documentary, B...
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Ep 69: No, I like it - They're playing Ball!
Nick is back to his grind after finally receiving his laptop from its repair. He talks about his recent ban on Electronic Arts for "Hateful Conduct" that was overturned after three appeals, his dissatisfying experience with Apple in terms of th...
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Ep 68: Rube Goldberg Machines and Book Hands Contraptions (Guest Episode w/ Thomas Passarelli)
Nick has Thomas on again, for the first time in person, for the honorary EASTER Episode. They talk about the Holy Ghost, Rube Goldberg Machines, Thomas's new invention "Book Hands," the Economy, Mike Rowe's possible new show "Boring Jobs," Nick...
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Ep 67: Preemptive OnlyFans to Pay for your Wife's Possible Ailments (Guest Episode w/Rich Delgiorno & Brendon)
Nick fought hard to get this episode on track, on air, and edited. This would have been out sooner if his MacBook Pro didn't die on him after 3.5 hours of editing LOL! Nick has Brendon and Rich Delgiorno on to discuss the important...
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Ep 66: It Feels SO Good to be Right
Nick is back with another episode. He was right out the gate with an insane news story out of Morris County, NJ where a man from Boonton bit another man's ear in a road rage physical altercation. He also touches on ever-listening technocracy th...
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Ep 65: Doing Laundry the Last Week of your Life
Nick talks about the notion that one day you may do your laundry the last week of your life, the idea that you shouldn't call a nonbinary person a "good girl," mentions a story about his broken hand and how it ruined a certain private activity ...
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Ep 64: Living in a Van is just Boneless Homelessness
Nick shares a weird "Curb Your Enthusiasm" moment of his own life that happened to him at the bagel store, then covers this sad attempt of cancelling/calling out Larry David for beating up Elmo on live TV by some lame dude that was in ...
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Ep 63: Death by Deep-Fake
Nick comes back on the show sporting his pandemic-panic-buy Adidas Women's XL Kimono that he forgot he owned. He talks about a Deep-Fake corporate meeting phishing scam that had a corporate lackey send $25 mil to scammers, the frightening futur...
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Ep 62: Paralyzed by Gooning
First episode of the New Year! Nick talks about getting sick with some new designer virus from the Far East, complains about DayTime Relief medicine that he got at 7/11, Stephen Hawking, Epstein's Island, some other stuff, and a time a woman al...
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Ep 61: All the Love (Guest Episode with Peter DeVries)
Nick has his good friend Pete on the show for a legendary Christmas episode. They talk about all the moving parts of a functioning society in the West: College, Work, Women, Pornography, the NY Giants, Time Machines, & Waffle House....
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Ep 60: Welcome to Keansburg
Nick gives multiple excuses AKA lies to why he hasn't been actively podcasting. He talks about his new Tube TV he got in Keansburg, Bucu Burger, Delivery trumping content, ideologically perfect brownies, the Shop Rite robot, and the fact that h...
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Ep 59: Life is so beautiful when you feel nothing (Guest Episode with the Illustrious Chris O)
Nick made sure not to keep Chris's last name in this one! Good luck, legal teams! This episode was actually less offensive than Nick thought, but let me know if we said something I should be worried about! It would be a shame to get cancelled b...
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Ep 58: Subscription to be my Friend (Guest Episode with Reilz)
Reilz comes on again, but this is the first time it's also on video! Nick announces that Reilz is turning 30 and listed his number on the video. MAKE SURE TO CALL HIM! They went over the P Diddy/Cassie news story. Nick attempts to get Reilz to ...
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Ep 57: Sorry to the guy from Mythbusters that is no longer with us (Guest Episode with [Redacted])
Nick has his friend on who fears his opinions affecting his professional life- WHAT A LOSER!!! He is called a coward in the opening minute of the episode. That being said, thank you for coming on! LMAO! Also, it is very fitting that after an ep...
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Ep 56: We need a new Bin Laden
Nick is back to tell a story about physically assaulting his orthodontist when he was a child, the Death of Matthew Perry, the undeniable sex appeal of Osama Bin Laden, an idea he had for a TV spinoff, the concept that Vegans should truly just ...
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Ep 55: ONE YEAR OF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
This is the episode that officially recognizes You Know What I Mean's one year anniversary! Thank you to everyone along the way who has listened AND also those who have given me support, insight, and pointers!Nick does his first episode...
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Ep 54: Emotional Truths and Straight-up Lies (Guest Episode with Matt Derenzo)
Nick welcomes his longtime friend Matt Derenzo onto the podcast to talk about the new sponsor of the podcast, Fentanyl Flakes, Commander the Dog Biden biting people, Hasidic racecar driving, Hasan Minhaj's fabrication of events that have occurr...
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